Today Is The Greatest....

Today is the first day of the rest of your life...well, seems like you already have a head start on me. I wonder if the beautiful people know how hard we have to work. I have realized that to get anywhere in this life, you first need to be interesting. People want to be friends with, date, hire, and make money with people they see as having something they desire to have for themselves. And the most important aspect of that is making yourself as attractive as possible. You are judged as a person by first sight by everyone you know, and if you are lucky enough to stick around, perhaps your personality can make up for what you lack in appearance. I intend to use our society's shallowness to my advantage, starting today.